November 2009

Over 1 Million Bats Die of "White Noise Syndrome"

White noise—it’s what keeps babies cooing, what made Michael Keaton a decent amount of money, and what creeps my sister out when she’s trying to sleep. (Seriously though, a lot of people have made money off the phrase—check out all of these movies and song albums titled White Noise. Doesn’t it strike you as mildly ironic that so many artists want to be known as “meaningless chatter”?)