Now why does this sound familiar? Oh yeah. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, must be prophets. (Now that’s a scary thought!)
Apparently dozens of cows are leaping to their deaths in the Swiss village of Lauterbrunnen, near the Alps. In only three days, 28 cows have effectively killed themselves. You can see the disturbing photos of the mass suicide here.
These are mountain-grown cows, folks. They don’t just slip—“Oh! Oh! I’m falling down the mountain!”—to plunge tot their deaths out of nowhere. They’re used to the mountains and know the dangers of being near a cliff.