Bear Rescues Bear

In Laconia, New Hampshire a black bear entered a home of humans to rescue a bear. Well, a stuffed bear.

The Associated Press reports that a black bear walked into a New Hampshire house through an open door, (In New Hampshire are doors still left unlocked and open? Isn't that a neighborly thing?), ate two pears and a bunch of grapes, (This bear seems to be a healthy eater), took a drink from the family fishbowl (Well, maybe the bear couldn't find a clean glass), and grabbed a stuffed bear on its way out the door (Maybe the bear needs glasses and mistook the stuffed bear for a relative? So this wasn't theft but a rescue attempt!.)

Fox Cable News probably would have race baited the story as followed -- A BLACK, socialists bear, an obvious racist, broke into the house of a white New Hampshire family. This bear is an Obama supporter, is for his communist agenda to redistribute the wealth. It stole food, water, and a family heirloom, (the stuffed bear). This theft has left a white family heart broken and devastated. To top off this outrage, Eric Holder's Justice Department has refused to indict and to prosecute this black bear!

Or Fox Cable News might have hyped the terrorist angle. A new threat to America! A terrorist attack right here on the home front. From an American backyard, a jihadist bear invaded an American home. A brave American family valiantly fought off the attacker and saved the family's pet, an America goldfish, which was seconds from being taken as hostage or as food. The jihadist made off with a hostage, the family stuff bear. Where is Obama's Department of Homeland Security, when an American family pet can be threatened, and the family's stuffed bear can be taken from its home by a jihadist? How do we know the bear is a jihadist? Everybody knows that Bin Laden's jihadists love to wear black.